Anonymous asked: have you and your girflriend had sex?

Are bananas yellow? (Yes)

Anonymous asked: is your gf kinky?

lolwut

Anonymous asked: have u had sex in a car?

Uh. 

Anonymous asked: one quality u wish u had that your gf has

The ability to tolerate having a job at K-mart. Mostly standing up for 6 hours in a row and putting up with bitchy women’s problems all day.

Anonymous asked: fck THUS spoderman

Anonymous asked: i c evthang

Well that’s creepy.

Anonymous asked: l and s

Hello to you too.